A lot of screenshots, not a lot of funny.

Chapter XV: Cid and Jacob are Assholes




Off to Cid and Jacob's Diabolical Lair, where a lot of unfunny dialogue ensues:






So we split up...


Uh...because you're creepy as hell?

snip the tower climb with no dialogue whatsoever, and the first fight with no worthwhile dialogue.



Now we can access the Catapult, where Cid is a victim of his own idiocy




Well, since you asked nicely...






Nice try.

Later, while Cid is at work...






Apparently, I'm supposed to do the underwater shrine first, but I didn't want to listen to the whole spiel over again so I just picked one randomly. Of course, I picked wrong, as I discovered when...






Awfully nice of Leviathan to kill and eat Tzepish's goon for us, but not so nice of him to attack when I tried to thank him.

Anyways...



As a reminder, here are your choices. Pick THREE. I'm looking at you here, Jiro.

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The Liberty Bell
Cupid's Bow
Skemp's Axe For You
Tonepoke's Pokemon Poker
Scho-Ju Wajasaki's Wakizashi