The last time I was in the hospital was on Monday, because I had orientation for a new job.

The time before that I was there because my sister was having a baby!

The time before that I was there because my dad was having elective surgery to have a cyst removed from his elbow.

The time before that I was there because my sister was having a kidney stone.

The time before that I was there because my sister did something dumb

The time before that I was there because my cousin had a baby!

The time before that I was there because my bff's mom was in ER with severe leg pain.

The time before that I was there because it was the closest Wendy's to campus when I was in college.

The time before that I was there because my great-grandma was in ICU.

The time before that I was there because my great-grandma had a breathing problem.

The time before that I was there because my great-grandma had a mastectomy to remove breast cancer.

The time before that I was there because my great-grandma had a leg infection.

The time before that I was there because my great-grandma was recovering from a surgery for cervical cancer.

The time before that I was there because my sister was born!

The time before that I was there because I was born.

I have never been to the hospital for anything I've needed. Let's hope it stays that way.