The Official "Why Pike Shouldn't Ever Get Married, Ever" Thread

[Shorty]

This is serious, Jeffie. They could bring about the creation of Skynet if they manage to get married. We must not allow it.

[Shiny]

4. Has a nice, gentle voice, so is obviously a sociopath or, at best, a child molester.

Are you sir, insinuating that Bob Ross was a child molester?

[Quindiana Jones]

With a name like Bob Ross, could he have been anything less?

[Shlup]

This thread started out bad and got horrible almost immediately.

[Jiro]

The only direction from here is up then, right?

[Quindiana Jones]

I blame Pike and MILF. If they weren't together, this atrocity of a thread would never have occurred.

[Parker]

imagine the brony wedding

[Parker]

imagine this thread is the catalyst for pike's growing apprehension and finally at the wedding she can't stand the idea of marriage anymore and falls out of the window of the church a la Yuna only to be caught on the back of a noble multicoloured steed and gallops away

[Clo]

This thread started out bad and got horrible almost immediately.

That's the way I like it.

[Hollycat]

imagine the brony wedding

Reception DJ'd by DJPON3

[Jiro]

Oh god

[Quindiana Jones]

I've created a monster.

[Jinx]

4. Has a nice, gentle voice, so is obviously a sociopath or, at best, a child molester.

Are you sir, insinuating that Bob Ross was a child molester?

"Shhhh, just go with it."

[Tigmafuzz]

4. Has a nice, gentle voice, so is obviously a sociopath or, at best, a child molester.

Are you sir, insinuating that Bob Ross was a child molester?

"Shhhh, just go with it."

"Just look at all that burnt sienna..."

[Agent Proto]

4. Has a nice, gentle voice, so is obviously a sociopath or, at best, a child molester.

Are you sir, insinuating that Bob Ross was a child molester?

"Shhhh, just go with it."

"Just look at all that burnt sienna..."

"Let's go add some happy little bushes over here to hide behind. The kiddies will never know what's lurking behind them happy bushes, my friends."