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Thread: The Official "Why Pike Shouldn't Ever Get Married, Ever" Thread

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    What the smurf is going on in here now?

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiro View Post
    What the smurf is going on in here now?
    Shh, just go with it.
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    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    lmao I have a valid question as to the legality of such a wedding... is it actually legal for robots to get married. I mean doesn't Pike technically count as a glorified sex toy? Pikebot is a sex toy? Oh dear God! Once thought cannot be un-thought!

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    Of course robots can marry! Have you not seen Futurama?

    Apparently, I have been declared banished.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quintuky fied Chicken View Post
    Personally, I think she should remain forever alone, but hey ho, she's ignoring all my Mognet Messages.

    As it is, she's dating someone. Some jerk. What if it's serious? What if they actually like each other and it's not simply a formal arrangement for ease of reproduction? What they get married?!

    What we need to do is dissuade Pike of her preconceptions of marriage, and make her realise that her partner has no good points. We shall do this by listing everything bad about I'm My Own MILF and why that'll only get worse if they get hitched.

    1. Irish, so inherently violent and prone to alcoholism.
    2. Freakishly tall, so they'll have to move into a house with 1.5x floors. Basically, a castle. Do you know how expensive castles are?
    3. Moderates a Final Fantasy forum, so is obviously a sociopath.
    4. Has a nice, gentle voice, so is obviously a sociopath or, at best, a child molester.
    5. Probably eats too much ravioli.

    Now it's your turn, EoFF. Feel free to get involved, Hux 'n' Pike; you know MILF better than anyone.
    Pike and MILF are together? I thought Rye was....nvm. i lost track.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christmas View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Quintuky fied Chicken View Post
    Personally, I think she should remain forever alone, but hey ho, she's ignoring all my Mognet Messages.

    As it is, she's dating someone. Some jerk. What if it's serious? What if they actually like each other and it's not simply a formal arrangement for ease of reproduction? What they get married?!

    What we need to do is dissuade Pike of her preconceptions of marriage, and make her realise that her partner has no good points. We shall do this by listing everything bad about I'm My Own MILF and why that'll only get worse if they get hitched.

    1. Irish, so inherently violent and prone to alcoholism.
    2. Freakishly tall, so they'll have to move into a house with 1.5x floors. Basically, a castle. Do you know how expensive castles are?
    3. Moderates a Final Fantasy forum, so is obviously a sociopath.
    4. Has a nice, gentle voice, so is obviously a sociopath or, at best, a child molester.
    5. Probably eats too much ravioli.

    Now it's your turn, EoFF. Feel free to get involved, Hux 'n' Pike; you know MILF better than anyone.
    Pike and MILF are together? I thought Rye was....nvm. i lost track.
    not anymore. on both fronts.

    probably best to not try and keep up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shauna View Post
    not anymore. on both fronts.
    Probably because Quin got involved and ruined it all.
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    Quin is wrong and LALA is right.

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    Quin ruined everything. This is why EoFF came to such a state and we still can't get rid of him

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