Personally, I think she should remain forever alone, but hey ho, she's ignoring all my Mognet Messages.

As it is, she's dating someone. Some jerk. What if it's serious? What if they actually like each other and it's not simply a formal arrangement for ease of reproduction? What they get married?!

What we need to do is dissuade Pike of her preconceptions of marriage, and make her realise that her partner has no good points. We shall do this by listing everything bad about I'm My Own MILF and why that'll only get worse if they get hitched.

1. Irish, so inherently violent and prone to alcoholism.
2. Freakishly tall, so they'll have to move into a house with 1.5x floors. Basically, a castle. Do you know how expensive castles are?
3. Moderates a Final Fantasy forum, so is obviously a sociopath.
4. Has a nice, gentle voice, so is obviously a sociopath or, at best, a child molester.
5. Probably eats too much ravioli.

Now it's your turn, EoFF. Feel free to get involved, Hux 'n' Pike; you know MILF better than anyone.