Your Very Own Slave Crown

[krissy]

Who would you put it on and what would you make them do?

Caveat: Nothing sexual.

Caveat: They have to be alive.

Caveat: Also they have to be in the FF6 universe.

C4: Well, one of your answers at least requires a character from the FF6 universe.

[Jiro]

I would put the smurfing thing on Kefka's head and see if it actually works. Something tells me it would just fizzle and explode.

I would also have tried putting it on the Narshe Elder's head at the start to save a whole lot of hooplah.

[blackmage_nuke]

Gau, Mog, or Umaro so I can actually control them in battle

[Hollycat]

Put it on Kefka, make him wear a maid's uniform and clean my house.

[Sephex]

I would put it on Gestahl and make him bark like a dog. You should know why.

[Jiro]

not bad at all sephex

[Slothy]

For years I thought he was a dog.

I'd definitely put it on Kefka and make him play Maria in the Opera.

[Tigmafuzz]

Obviously, I'd put it on syl-

Caveat: Nothing sexual.

...Well damn.

Caveat: Also they have to be in the FF6 universe.

WELL DAMN.

Terra, so I could make her transform and blow stuff up for my enjoyment. Since that's pretty much all a person could ever want

[Roogle]

I cannot condone the usage of the Slave Crown given what it represents. I need followers that willingly wish to listen to me.

[Hollycat]

So you are saying if you had a monkey and a slave crown, and could make the monkey do anything including dress like a butler walking around saying fancy things in an english accent and cleaning your house, you wouldn't let him?

[Raistlin]

Umaro, and then make him smash down any locked door or wall in my way. Stupid locks and walls.

[Jiro]

Why do you need Umaro to do that when you have a thi-- treasure hunter like Locke?

[Raistlin]

Smash > lockpick, especially for walls.

[Jiro]

I see your point.

[Laddy]

Nothing, I would free the world from such tyranny.