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Chances are he didn't think an appendectomy was manly enough, so he stabbed himself in the chest multiple times. That's very much a Bubba move.
As if women didn't love him enough, now they'll be weeping over him, asking to take care of him.
He can use it as ways to write sad songs and they'll love him even more so!