Bubba[hasbeeninthehospital]forever

[NeoCracker]

A song for Bubba, in which I also get to take a few cheap shots at Quin.

You are BubbaForever (To the Tune of Billy Joel - I am the Entertainer)

You are BubaForever
The man who can't be banned
Another Forum Poster
And a hairy chested man

Today you are bedridden
Appendix got you down
Bubba have no fear
Don' shed another tear
Cause we'll all be here
Just in time to here
The story how you came aroun'

You are Bubaforever
Lover of the british bands
The ones who disagree with you
I touch with my big hands

Ah, but still they will all love you
So Sickness go away
So come back to dance
with our hands in your pants
As we molest your junk
Cause we think you're a hunk
Likely much to your dismay

You are bubaforever
Vulgarities you whirl
You offend all kinds of senses
Yet somehow get the girls

Your lack of posts are noticed
Your pressence has been missed
It's because you rock
Off our feat go the socks
You blow us away
what else can I say
To the man who can't be dissed

You are bubaforever
Okay so I lied
dissing you is possible
I have really tried

It's just so hard to riff you
But forever I will try
I'll insult your dick
and I'll call you a chick
But try as I might
I will lose the fight
All i can do now is cry

You are Bubaforever
You'll rise just like a star
We'll here your great comeback post
We're sure you'll raise the bar

It'll take you hours to type it
The best post of your life
The post is full of heart
It is sweet at tart
But we'll never get to know
The words you tried to sow
Cause Quin stabbed you with a knife

You are Bubbaforever
The Idol of our Quin
Said that surgery stories
'aren't cool enough for him'

So he brandished a sharp knife
To give bubba a tale
But His heart is good
But dumb as wood
So forgive his attack
That brought the surgery back
Cause quin's just made of fail



You are BubaForever
The man who can't be banned
Another Forum Poster
And a hairy chested man

Today you are bedridden
Stab wounds got you down
Bubba have no fear
Don' shed another tear
Cause we'll all be here
Just in time to here
The story how you came aroun'