A high school is withholding the valedictorian's diploma for using the word "hell" in her graduation speech.
The principal is demanding she write an apology letter in order to receive her diploma. She is apparently refusing, but I think she should have written "I apologize for not telling you to smurf off sooner, dickwad."
This reminded me of a story a couple of months ago, where a town tried to outlaw public profanity. I'm not entirely sure which one is more dumb. Probably the high school one.
Do you curse a lot? Do you refrain from cursing under certain circumstances? Are you a freak like Bleys and have nightmares about swearing in front of the Queen?