This whole thing seems unnecessary to me. I'm sure you've already decided that some of us are not fit to be CK, but even if you haven't, I don't see how this has anything to do with patrolling the forums, keeping them clean, banning bots, and snipping bad things.
Show the CK title some respect and be prideful of it, don't flap it around like a $2 hooker.
That said, IT IS ON!!!!!