Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking and asking you if you would like to buy a special in-flight scratchcard for two euros, with a chance to win up to two thousand euros!
Oh, wait, that's what they actually say.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking and asking you if you would like to buy a special in-flight scratchcard for two euros, with a chance to win up to two thousand euros!
Oh, wait, that's what they actually say.
there was a picture here
"Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, are you ready to PAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!?!? Woo! Oh man, this stuff is GREAT!"
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
"Ladies and Gentlemen, This is your captain speaking, would all women interested in joining our exclusive mile high rewards club please come to the cockpit."
"Giggety."
This post brought to you by the power of boobs. Dear lord them boobs. Amen
All riight.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
streme Wheelie
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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking..."
Then nothing for the whole trip.
The last captain I flew with was called 'Christian Heritage', and hearing him say that beautiful name put me at ease for the whole trip. So 'hello, this is CHRISTIAN HERITAGE, your captain today' is good enough for me.
Ladies and gentlemen, this iiiiis your captain speaking. Probably shouldn't have smoked that entire blunt by myself. But seriously, does anyone have Fritos?
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