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  1. 08-25-2012, 12:44 AM #1
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    Default Big Brother 14: Ian is an idiot!

    I never watch Big Brother until the middle of the season because I'm always hoping I can fight the urge as I try to convince myself it's a worthless show to watch.

    Once again, I'm wrapped up in it mid-season and this kid Ian, learning from the madhatter Mike Boogie, played both sides and managed to oust Boogie from the house. I was telling people that Ian's next move (having won Head of Household) that he should put up someone OTHER than Mike Boogie's ally, Frank. What does that stupid little F'er do? He puts up Frank! And what happens as a result? Frank wins the veto and takes himself off the chopping block. I officially hate Ian.
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
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  2. 08-25-2012, 12:52 AM #2
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    Big Brother is an utter fail of a social strategy show as few contestants are truly strategic, especially in recent years.


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