The cat is asleep on my bed

[Iceglow]

I have the problem of waking up to find the neighbours cat has claimed my sofa in my bedroom as his bed for the night. It knows it's not allowed in our house because I don't want it thinking this is home too! I talked to it first thing this morning and was like "come on you stupid, get out" it simply lay there looking at me like "but I'm all cuddly come make a fuss" I lost :3

[Christmas]

I only got a hamster!!

I will cuddle it till it runs back to its own cage and lock himself in it.

[Sephex]

I would pet my cat for a bit and then gently move her. My cat would leap right back up in a couple of mins to lay next to me anyway.

[Peegee]

I'd flip the mattress over.

[Zeldy]

my cat is always out partying at night, she sleeps all day and she's a miserable bitch and doesn't come near any of us unless she wants tuna

[G13]

I would lay on the cat.

This is probably why BJ won't let me have one.

You think that might be why he won't let you have a baby either?

[Criminally Vulgar]

I would put it in the bin.

[smittenkitten]

Nah I just kick my cat off the bed when she jumps up because I move around a lot when I sleep so I might end up rolling over and squish her to death... Also the fact that I'm alergic to her