yeah,mine expired years ago. We were required to take it in Health/gym class.
yeah,mine expired years ago. We were required to take it in Health/gym class.
Where did all of you people go to school that required you to get a CPR certification? I would have stayed in high school if it meant I wouldn't have had to pay $50 out of my own pocket for it
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Got it in highschool, never used it, forgotten how to do it.
Once I tried to do the compressions on myself to see if it would give me double breathing power
Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
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We needed one in order to graduate. Granted I wouldn't say half the people were actually qualified; it was rushed through as it's a requirement but they pretty much just ticked the box and said "yep they're good".Originally Posted by Tigmafuzz
Where did all of you people go to school that required you to get a CPR certification? I would have stayed in high school if it meant I wouldn't have had to pay $50 out of my own pocket for it
My mom doesn't want anyone to know she has it because she's too nervous to try to save someone she doesn't know. She's far less afraid to watch them die of suffocation.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
Nah. If I'm ever alone with someone who needs CPR, they will probably end up dead.
I had a couple of classes on it that accumulate to approximately 4-5 hours. Never tested for the certificate or whatever, but I have never had to use it. Came close once when a guy who lived on the third floor of the barracks I used to live in 'fell' off the side of the railing. It's too bad he suffered only superficial wounds, I would have liked to give him a little something something.
Nope, I'm pretty much useless in danger.
Oh. My mom's certification expired. So she now has an excuse not to help people.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
I have to update mine a lot or my school will get mad at meAnd I've almost had to use it since where I work the elderly choke on their meals pretty often. My co-worker had to use it on one of our residents during my work shift. I've had some panics in the dining hall often asking my residents to say something so I know their airway isn't obstructed.
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