I'll skip lunch today
I'll skip lunch today
BUT SARAH, CHEESEBURGERS WHY? D:Originally Posted by Shorty
I decided no instead because fatty fat fat
why did i agree to work morning shift?
Oh just one more Mojito.
I'll leave by 8 today.
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FOOOOOOOT LOOOOOOOONG
I don't need a shower.
camel bold box, please
Last edited by Jowy; 09-20-2012 at 05:46 PM. Reason: need more e-cigarette liquid :(
Didn't thank hair stylist.
Didn't tip hair stylist.
Didn't ask hottie's phone number.
Open flip-phone in pocket. CRRRRRRACK! SNAP!
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
Three bowls of Raisin Bran? De.Lici.Ous.
Because I'm one hell of a butler.
Eh, I'll do it later.
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