"I know let's share a facebook status where I admit to having attempted to read 50 Shades Of Grey with my family, when my brother is a notorious bastard!"
Cool idea bro, got torn apart (rightfully so) lmao
"I know let's share a facebook status where I admit to having attempted to read 50 Shades Of Grey with my family, when my brother is a notorious bastard!"
Cool idea bro, got torn apart (rightfully so) lmao
"eh, I'll manage with less sleep"
What's one more drink, really?
Boy am I an unfunny ass.
"gonna eat this whole pineapple"
One more 24oz glass of apple juice, my good man!
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
"Wonder if EoFF still exist..."
Boy am I an unfunny ass.
I'm becoming more and more convinced that Iceglow and Mercen-X are the same person.
I once sat down and literally ate 2 whole pineapples back to back alone. I felt like a fruity, juicy god for a while afterwards.Originally Posted by Jowy
That sounds incredibly sad.
There's stuff that you can spray on your shirt when you don't feel like ironing. I forgot what's it called. I think it begins with a D.
Dimethyl sulfate?
downy wrinkle release!
Back on topic:
I wonder if Downy Wrinkle Release works on my ba--*shot by a sniper*
spatvark hasn't posted here in years, bleys
someone else is holding the gun now it seems...
Flatliner can't be THAT bad...
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