The Boy Who Cried Car Alarm

[Rase]

The button for my car alarm is right where my index finger rests when holding my clicker and is pretty sensitive. I hate my car alarm and by extension all others.

[Shauna]

Car alarms go off on windy evenings. There is no way I will ever pay them any attention. Unless it's to express my annoyance at the never-ending noise.

[Sephex]

I'm totally going to get an obnoxious alarm that plays dubstep and park in front of all your homes.

This would actually make me fall down laughing if I ever saw this happen.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'm totally going to get an obnoxious alarm that plays dubstep and park in front of all your homes.

I can do better. I'm going to get an obnoxious alarm that plays Party Rock Anthem.

Then I'm going to do the dance in front of my car while it plays.

I would totally join you.

I'm totally going to get an obnoxious alarm that plays dubstep and park in front of all your homes.

This would actually make me fall down laughing if I ever saw this happen.

I think I'd laugh pretty hard myself if I heard it.