I double dare you to rip it's stinger off and eat it!
I double dare you to rip it's stinger off and eat it!
I think I've seen freckles bigger than that thing. I'm with bunny.
When I was 11 living in a small lakeside cabin, a big black spider (not a black widow, just black) with about an inch-long legspan dropped down atop me from our ceiling fan. Yeah. I didn't enjoy that.
This next experience was not scary but it was my only encounter with a scorpion (I thought it was neat). I was up in the mountains with my parents hunting for crystals (we like shiny things) and I lifted up a rock to find a small white scorpion underneath. I think it was drowsy because it hardly made an effort to crawl away. I was like twelve or thirteen.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
streme Wheelie
Recognized Member
Snakes in my drawers.
When we were living in that cabin, we did encounter a lot of snakes, but I just assumed because they were small that they were harmless. It wasn't till later that I found out some of those snakes were poisonous. Good thing I never got bit.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
Meanwhile, in Australia...
Master of the Fork
Cid's Knight
Originally Posted by Raistlin
That was in my driveway a few months ago. YAY OKLAHOMA!
OMG PHIL WTH?! WTH THAT IS TERRIFYING!
You should definitely eat the turtle and the scorpion together. Form a stew of sorts.
I love the look of snapping turtles. Like miniature modern dinosaurs.
That was in my driveway a few months ago. YAY OKLAHOMA!
Phil: I remember seeing the video my junior year of high school. My chemistry teacher showed it to us.
THINGS NEVER TO DO: VISIT DAK OR PHIL
streme Wheelie
Recognized Member
Visit Rostum though, he's awesome.
But seriously now: Wasps.
Swans and Ants.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
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