What. The Christ.
I'm not intimidating.
How can I be intimidating when the General Archive is full of examples of me being a lame-arse silly bugger?
I mean, I'm the only ex-staffer to get an in-thread retirement party at all, let alone one that gets archived. One doesn't get that through intimidation. Intimidation begets hatred and despite, not the kind of warm and fuzzies that turn what was meant to be a brief announcement into a full-blown retirement party so filled with awesome that it still brings a smile to one's face nigh on a decade later.
