He's never heard the Velvet Underground's "The Gift"? Really it should be obvious to anyone that this is a supremely bad idea even if they haven't heard that song though.
Anyway the dude in OP's story might be believable if (1) he hadn't used a swastika (2) that was tilted at 45°.
I would totally shop at that place whenever I had the chance.
I fail to care. If the dude wants a Nazi sign let him have it. We don't stop peopel from wearing a shirt with it here.
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Poor man's Hugo Boss.
I like Kung-Fu.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
They changed their name. A wise move.
Sell outs.
Some of the names that are being debated on are Mussolini, Stalin, Jong-il and Hussein."We have thinking of four or five names now, but we have also approached a consultancy," Mr. Shah said. "We want a name that is as powerful as the last one."
Trujillo is also up in the air, but it's the wishy-washy option.
Last edited by Shorty; 09-06-2012 at 05:20 AM.
I spent the last 10 minutes trying to think of a Fashion/Fascism pun but i cant make it work
Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
Have a nice day!!
Why'd jew put in so much effort, silly?