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Thread: Round 3 Immunity Challenge I: The Sad Trials and Tribulations of NCG

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    What, Psy, no swimsuit contest this time?

    I vote for "Dirty Sanchez," with his custom title changed to "Jumping the Border to Bootytown." It's racist and dirty!

    For added effect, the title could be amended to refer to "Iceglow's Bootytown," because that's where NCG wishes he lived.

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    "Who is NCG?" Also, who is NCG?

    Never mind.

    How about SouthernChickenCob?
    How about I Am My Own Pill?
    How about Insert Creative Name Here?
    How about Bad Girls Behaving Badly?
    How about It Burns When I Pee?
    How about I'm Tired of My Whining?
    How about Iceglow Is My Toy?
    How about I Drowned In Pea Soup?
    How about How Did That Gerbil Get In There?
    How about Great Green Gobs of Greasy Grimey Gopher Guts?
    How about Purple Peanut People Ate My Pineapple?
    How about Barnana Souffle?
    How about Hock Ache Gone?
    How about Get It Out! Get It Out! Get It Out! ?
    How about My Evil Twin Gave Me A Prostate Exam?
    How about WRESTLING IS NOT FAKE! ?
    How about Why Does My Brain Feel Sticky? ?
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    Iceglow's pungent funky scrotum

    ily juliebird gotta win this

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    I never, ever want to see any reference to Steve's pongy knackers on this forum. Just... no.

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    Or you could take the high ground and give him a pokemon name and set an auto filter on him to change all of his posts into the pokemons cry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar View Post
    Or you could take the high ground and give him a pokemon name and set an auto filter on him to change all of his posts into the pokemons cry.
    Legitimately brilliant idea here. Change his name to Wobbuffet and then make it so every single post he makes is just the word "Wobbuffet" repeated hundreds if not thousands of times.

    It's not my call but do this and I'd be powerful inclined to give HC the immunity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar View Post
    Or you could take the high ground and give him a pokemon name and set an auto filter on him to change all of his posts into the pokemons cry.
    Legitimately brilliant idea here. Change his name to Wobbuffet and then make it so every single post he makes is just the word "Wobbuffet" repeated hundreds if not thousands of times.

    It's not my call but do this and I'd be powerful inclined to give HC the immunity.
    Even though he's not in the contest anymore?

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    Hey guys, I just had a great idea. I think we should change NCG's name to some Pokémon, perhaps Wobbuffet, and then make it so that all his posts are the Pokémon's name repeated hundreds if not thousands of times. I've no idea where such a random idea came from; it just popped into my head!

    EDIT: Hey! I just noticed that HC stole my idea!

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    Actually, you've stolen I'm My Own MILF's idea. HC contributes... the letter p.
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by krissy View Post
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    Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner.

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    loss virginity to a couch

    Could work

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