EoFFmancer. When in Adventure forums, randomly inducts members in nonsensical contests. When in General forums, randomly inducts members in trivia contests based on modern media including reality television. When in Staff forums, kills members with boredom attacks. When in Square Enix forums, casts slow on enemies and hyper/haste on self/allies. When in Early Years forums, drops rocks, anvils, and other heavy objects on enemies in an attempt to flatten them into 2D objects. When in Compilation forums, casts confuse on enemies. When in Later Years, casts stop on enemies. When in Ivalice, casts Mini on enemies. When in FNC, transforms into a machine and behaves badly. When in Eor, stops paying attention to other members and just plays FF14. When in Reference, drops dead from wasted time.