Agent: A conjuration-based class, capable of discovering the incredible secrets of the nuanced and deep FF8 story. Has high Entertainment stat, low Logic. Spells are quite dangerous to the caster if failed.

Skills: R=U: take one enemy and give it the abilities of others. Take a massive penalty to your Logic stat though.
Evidence: conjures something completely fictional absorbing damage of most monsters until the relatively thin barrier takes enough damage through logic-based attacks.
Squall is Dead: World explodes, death to all.
See: Future Esthar

Scholar: An unpredictable class with all-over-the-place stats. Logic isn't necessarily needed for their skills. Scholars cause relentless damage to their enemies but has a small chance of lashing out to their friends. Hail from the nation of EoEo, a dark place many enter, but few leave.

Skills: really valid point and i'm impressed by your thinking.: significantly reduces enemies defenses.
Godwin's Law: Chance to insta-death an enemy, but usually fails and causes death to the caster. Make sure!
Word Flood: Create a giant wall of text with strong points, but easily evaded if the target is quick enough.
See: Phoenix Rising

Bot: A class with very low skills and HP, but somehow, without explanation, appears all the time.

Skills: omg chek this out: Creates a distraction to the enemy upon promised dwarf porn, thus making them vulnerable.
wats ur favarit animeyz: Can deal damage beyond death by creating a discussion despite banishment.
Auto-Life: Magically revives itself every few rounds just to die again.
See: The Second Page of General Chat