This ice cream sounds really sexual.Originally Posted by Loony BoB
TARO OMG YES IS DELICIOUS
also, BUNNY TRACKS
This ice cream sounds really sexual.
TARO OMG YES IS DELICIOUS
also, BUNNY TRACKS
I am lactose intolerant and I hate all of you.
streme Wheelie
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I have a friend who is lactose intolerant. She eats icecream anyway and suffers the consequences because it's just smurfing worth it.
I am lactose intolerant, but I still eat ice cream. I regret it quickly, but enjoy it in the moment.
Although my lactose intolerance would quickly act-up as a defense if I had to eat the kind that snowman provided.
"My god! Slurm is produced from a gigantic worm heiny!"
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
You really shouldn't let intolerance stop you from trying new things.
My favorite flavor is french vanilla. My second favorite is yellow cake.
Chocolate.
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