Kweh! Kweh! Kweh!'s Elite Eight Blog!

[Goldenboko]

I have a pretty strong feeling this will probably be the last round, the only CK competition that directly involved Knighting participants also went down 8 at the last round so I'm going to go ahead and make an assumption, as bad as an idea as that is.

Now, as tradition it is time for a rant. I can't help but express regret signing up for this competition because I now find myself in the exact position I didn't want to be in. Even if this is not the final round, being this close to the end brings a real thought of actually winning the competition, which makes it impossible for me to deny that I really do want to win. In the early rounds I could skate through, saying I had no chance, and just be myself completely ignoring anyone who told me I have a shot. Self dismissal was freeing, but now the possibility of me winning is one in eight, it's believable.

So I'm going to drop all facade of strength and ask for some mercy, if I'm out of the running for any reason (never had a chance from the beginning, a staff member has sworn me out, etc.) remove this Squire title from me right, now. Because being overly critical of everything I am doing, while doubting everything I've already done is pretty much what happened last time and it sucked! I don't want to feel strung along guys

Keep asking me questions! I was really happy when Del questioned me last round. I joined this place when I was 14, so using judging me now is a lot different from judging me then and I want to prove that to everyone. If this title is still here by the time the challenge is posted I'll know to keep being me and give it my all. Let the games continue.

EDIT: Del confirmed it was the final round as I posted this

[Del Murder]

Every single contestant remaining (except Raistlin of course) has a legit shot at winning.

[Goldenboko]

Every single contestant remaining (except Raistlin of course) has a legit shot at winning.

[Pike]

Keep asking me questions! I was really happy when Del questioned me last round. I joined this place when I was 14, so using judging me now is a lot different from judging me then and I want to prove that to everyone.

What sorts of things do you think you could bring to the table as a staff member to make EoFF an even more active and enjoyable place than it already is?

[Goldenboko]

1) Loony BoB has told Psychotic to "shut the smurf up". We don't allow swearing! We also don't allow people to order other people around in such a manner. Loony BoB has been a bad boy. He needs to be punished. What do you do?

Assuming he didn't go around the filter very little, we've certainly had worst posts than that here we aren't ShinRa. If he did, edit the post to not include it and slap on wrists and whatnot.

2) Pike and I'm My Own MILF were caught having sex in front of the children at her kindergarten. That's disgusting! What do you do?

Erm. Well, if I was there I'd probably contact the local authorities. Sorry guys that's not cool.

2a) Now the kids are asking what they were doing. What do you tell them?

You see when a man and a woman love each other, physically, outside of a bar...


3) Wolf Kanno is drunk. Again. He's also posting pornographic pictures of Pike and I'm My Own MILF having sex in front of children into a thread in EoFF. What do you do?

Drunk-tank temp ban to shut him up as a temporary solution, then discuss possible permaban with rest of staff, which will probably happen because we have a pretty strict anti-porn policy here.

4) Shiny is replying to threads with nothing more than the statement "fire_of_avalon, I forgive you for what you have done. I'm sorry for what I have also done. Let's make up. Will you marry me?" This has nothing to do with the topic of the threads, and she will not stop. What do you do?

Probably just give a "hey let's stay on topic and make private topics private" post. If it continues give a personal warning to stop over mognet message and start deleting these continued off-topics post posts.

5) Del Murder has set Eyes on Final Fantasy on fire. It's already reached The Lounge, and the smoke is making it hard for Raistlin and Vivi22 to breathe. What do you do?

Sounds like we need a lesson in fire safety


6) krissy has started a thread demanding that all of Staff step down because "they're a bunch of titty pussy wanking homotwats that couldn't tell a mothersmurfer from a toilet seat if it hit them on the head." What do you do?

Assuming the thread is made in the public and is as inappropriate as you made it sound, probably just close the thread, snip out in and tell krissy that complaints with the staff can be brought up in the private feedback section.

7) Rantzien has been constantly entering porn links into the #eoff chatroom. What do you do?

Assuming I have ban capabilities in the #eoff chatroom, ban him and tell him he can't do that, assuming I don't pass the problem to someone who is equip to deal with it.

8) Hypoallergenic Cactuar is humping your leg. What do you do?

Having trained a lot of dogs in my time, swift knees to the chest tend to solve the problem.

9) Hypoallergenic Cactuar isn't humping your leg. What do you do?

Hump his leg.

10) You're unsure of what to do. What do you do?
I am not never unsure. Either that or jerk it.

Keep asking me questions! I was really happy when Del questioned me last round. I joined this place when I was 14, so using judging me now is a lot different from judging me then and I want to prove that to everyone.

What sorts of things do you think you could bring to the table as a staff member to make EoFF an even more active and enjoyable place than it already is?

To start I can pretty damn active when I want to be! Importantly I have a lot of skills in organization, throughout high school I worked in my dad's office all throughout high school, and college taught me how to put together large scale projects (which hopefully I've shown in my handling of the round 2).

I am capable working on forums only events as I've shown, but I'm also more versed in programming now (having gone through actual courses) and I know CSS and HTML, and I have been wanting to learn PHP, and Javascript for some time so I can help with frontsite issues competently.

[Trumpet Thief]

Not that I have any insane preferences, but you feel like the best bet (in my eyes) for Cid's Knight. Best of luck

[Goldenboko]

Hahaha! Thanks dude! Your support is greatly appreciated!

[Jiro]

There are too many good options for me to say that I want you to win but you know I'm always on your side bro I MUST REMAIN DIPLOMATIC

[Goldenboko]

I know Dak, I know, but GB the CK is the impossible dream, always remember that!
Made the Template for the General FF Thread for the FFO, will add more flair later, working on the files for Name that FFIV song!

Will be able to run the FFOlympics by the time this event is done at this rate

[Jiro]

THE IMPOSSIBLE DREAM

[Goldenboko]

And it can't be impossible if it happens! So I'll be cut this round!

[Goldenboko]

Alright, just making it known now I'm going to need access to all the threads I've made in the Krissy subforum so I can finish up and run this event after this. Thanks

[Jiro]

You should still be able to view the threads anyway, but I'm sure they can be moved to, say, the Events Committee forum so you can remain on top of things.

[Goldenboko]

Oh. Excellent! I could start every one of these threads right now, but I'll let someone else have a turn and go to sleep Mr. Jiro, you have the bridge. Engage.

[Goldenboko]

One last thing before sleep:

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