1) Loony BoB has told Psychotic to "shut the smurf up". We don't allow swearing! We also don't allow people to order other people around in such a manner. Loony BoB has been a bad boy. He needs to be punished. What do you do?
Assuming he didn't go around the filter very little, we've certainly had worst posts than that here we aren't ShinRa. If he did, edit the post to not include it and slap on wrists and whatnot.
2) Pike and I'm My Own MILF were caught having sex in front of the children at her kindergarten. That's disgusting! What do you do?
Erm. Well, if I was there I'd probably contact the local authorities. Sorry guys that's not cool.
2a) Now the kids are asking what they were doing. What do you tell them?
You see when a man and a woman love each other, physically, outside of a bar...
3) Wolf Kanno is drunk. Again. He's also posting pornographic pictures of Pike and I'm My Own MILF having sex in front of children into a thread in EoFF. What do you do?
Drunk-tank temp ban to shut him up as a temporary solution, then discuss possible permaban with rest of staff, which will probably happen because we have a pretty strict anti-porn policy here.
4) Shiny is replying to threads with nothing more than the statement "fire_of_avalon, I forgive you for what you have done. I'm sorry for what I have also done. Let's make up. Will you marry me?" This has nothing to do with the topic of the threads, and she will not stop. What do you do?
Probably just give a "hey let's stay on topic and make private topics private" post. If it continues give a personal warning to stop over mognet message and start deleting these continued off-topics post posts.
5) Del Murder has set Eyes on Final Fantasy on fire. It's already reached The Lounge, and the smoke is making it hard for Raistlin and Vivi22 to breathe. What do you do?
Sounds like we need a lesson in fire safety
6) krissy has started a thread demanding that all of Staff step down because "they're a bunch of titty pussy wanking homotwats that couldn't tell a mothersmurfer from a toilet seat if it hit them on the head." What do you do?
Assuming the thread is made in the public and is as inappropriate as you made it sound, probably just close the thread, snip out in and tell krissy that complaints with the staff can be brought up in the private feedback section.
7) Rantzien has been constantly entering porn links into the #eoff chatroom. What do you do?
Assuming I have ban capabilities in the #eoff chatroom, ban him and tell him he can't do that, assuming I don't pass the problem to someone who is equip to deal with it.
8) Hypoallergenic Cactuar is humping your leg. What do you do?
Having trained a lot of dogs in my time, swift knees to the chest tend to solve the problem.
9) Hypoallergenic Cactuar isn't humping your leg. What do you do?
Hump his leg.
10) You're unsure of what to do. What do you do?
I am not never unsure. Either that or jerk it.
To start I can pretty damn active when I want to be! Importantly I have a lot of skills in organization, throughout high school I worked in my dad's office all throughout high school, and college taught me how to put together large scale projects (which hopefully I've shown in my handling of the round 2).Originally Posted by Pike
What sorts of things do you think you could bring to the table as a staff member to make EoFF an even more active and enjoyable place than it already is?Keep asking me questions!I was really happy when Del questioned me last round. I joined this place when I was 14, so using judging me now is a lot different from judging me then and I want to prove that to everyone.
I am capable working on forums only events as I've shown, but I'm also more versed in programming now (having gone through actual courses) and I know CSS and HTML, and I have been wanting to learn PHP, and Javascript for some time so I can help with frontsite issues competently.
