Little Tiny Pet Peeves

[Mercen-X]

For years, it was getting gas for apparently no reason. That peeve died when I realized I was intolerant to Gluten and Lactose.

People tell me I have long eyelashes for a guy.

People tell me that my dad and I look like brothers.

People sometimes mistake me for my mother's husband. *shudder*

People who drive under the speed limit, then when you try to pass them, speed up to well over the speed limit. Then as soon as you merge back BEHIND them, they slow down again.

People who speed up to make a car-length of progress.

People who play the "what?" game while you're speaking.

Far-too-frequent misspelled words which are obviously not simple typos and at once not the person using some fad new lingo.

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My father's mother asks him for money and other favors like potty-training her new puppy.

My mother's mother goes on and on about the proper way to love Jesus by going to church and showing reverence to Mary, MOTHER OF GOD.

My mom complains to me about everything and yet she still complains to her mom and gets into arguments for what seems like no reason.

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I don't like when clouds pass over on a dry day. I feel like the sun can't make up its mind about whether it wants to be bright or not.

MJ smell.

The smell of cigarettes unless they are marlboro.

The smell of smoke.

Smoke/heat detectors.

Car alarms.

[Madame Adequate]

Excessively negative people.

[Slothy]

I dislike odd numbers and things I can't divide evenly. Odd numbers just feel off, and if I'm eating a bag of skittles two at a time and as I get close to the end I realize there's one, three, five, or whatever left I will force my wife to eat one so I don't go crazy.

[krissy]

people who breathe really loud

[sharkythesharkdogg]

I'll start: my glasses being dirty and/or smudged. It drives me insane.

I am the same way. I can't stand having stuff on my glasses.

Also people who brake in the street instead of moving into the shoulder/turn lane first.

People who drive 20km under the speed limit despite it being a perfectly good day for driving

People who drive under the speed limit, then when you try to pass them, speed up to well over the speed limit. Then as soon as you merge back BEHIND them, they slow down again.

smurf, people.

Carpool status accepted.

People who drive under the speed limit, then when you try to pass them, speed up to well over the speed limit. Then as soon as you merge back BEHIND them, they slow down again.

smurf, people.

There are people who do this on purpose. I sometimes do this if I find another driver pissing me off.

Go to hell, Jeff.

[Alpha2099]

I dislike odd numbers and things I can't divide evenly.

I dislike things that end in the number 1 or 9, my username notwithstanding.

Example: I tell someone to turn up the volume on the TV. They stop the volume at level 31. I tell them to either raise it to 32 or drop it to 30.

[Agent Proto]

People who drive under the speed limit, then when you try to pass them, speed up to well over the speed limit. Then as soon as you merge back BEHIND them, they slow down again.

smurf, people.

There are people who do this on purpose. I sometimes do this if I find another driver pissing me off.

Go to hell, Jeff.

I never said I do it all the time. Only when I get pissed off at a driver, which hardly ever happens.

[NorthernChaosGod]

People that speed up to get in front of you only to slow down and force you to slow down because they're either making a turn or because they just wanted to be ahead of you. Dicks.

[Alpha2099]

I hate it when the pizza rolls explode in the microwave.

[nik0tine]

People with glasses.

[TrollHunter]

People being pretentious because they think they're far smarter/more clever than they really are.
So, as such, I hate myself apparently, even though I don't.
I'll just take hypocrite status and be done with it.

Also, people that whine and complain a lot for things they volunteer to do. That drives me absolutely bonkers.

[Jiro]

people who breathe really loud

why is this so funny oh god

[Pike]

People who drive under the speed limit, then when you try to pass them, speed up to well over the speed limit. Then as soon as you merge back BEHIND them, they slow down again.

O=)

[Mercen-X]

people who believe really loud

That's what I read it as honestly.

Example: Volume stops at level 31. I tell them to either raise it to 32 or drop it to 30.

I would just tell them to drop it to 30.

People that speed up to get in front of you only to slow down and force you to slow down because they're either making a turn or because they just wanted to be ahead of you. Dicks.

You're golden.

People with glasses.

You're a latrine.

[Christmas]

I was eating in the canteen with my colleagues.
A kid came over to me.

Kid: You're so beautiful and slim.
Makes me happy in the inside.

Kid: but why are you eating such a big plate of food compared to the rest. (the rest includes guys)
Make me SO INSANE!!! RAWR!!!! THINK THAT KID WILL FAIL HER ART THIS YEAR!!!