You need that big pile to maintain the energy you obviously burn off inhumanly fast to be so slim despite your appetite. That chick is just a jealous b who has to shove her finger down her throat to feel good about herself. You should pity her rather than feel angered.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
Did you eat her?Originally Posted by Christmas
streme Wheelie
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Skinny people who legit complain about being fat.
Oh my gosh how did I not remember this one.
I had so many friends like that last year, note: had.
I just can't wrap my head around their mentality. Even when I think I understand it, I don't.
Eyyyyyyyyyyyyy
streme Wheelie
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I mean I put on some weight while I was in the US because smurf the food is mental but even when I was like "oh gosh I'm so fat" it wasn't legitimate fears about being overweight, it was a joke about the fact that I was slightly less of a twig.
He was a fatty. I saw him.
Burnt popcorn smell.
When I'm shooting around a basketball with some people and I make a shot and they don't give me the ball back to shoot again. It's an unwritten rule that you shoot til you miss, goddammit.
When someone asks me for a cigarette, money or anything that isnt directions or the time (or if they ask me the time when its clear i have no watch on)
Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
Have a nice day!!
Do you not have a cell phone? Do they not have a cell phone?!
But its all the way in my zipped up pocket! and i dont even know which pocketDo you not have a cell phone? Do they not have a cell phone?!
Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
Have a nice day!!
streme Wheelie
Recognized Member
My previous watch didn't actually work so people would often get pissed off at me. It was great.
People who chew loudly. There is no neeeed!
a calm sea never made a skillful sailor | MILLIEGOESBEEP
People who lick their fingers after they eat something.
That noise makes me want to jump out a window.
I guess we can't be buffalo wing and Flamin' Hot Cheeto buddies.
My contacts or glasses being smudged. Especially annoying with contacts. Then I have to get out rewetting drops or solution and that smudges up my eyeliner. This doesn't get my angry just more of a minor annoyance.
What does get me angry is people who smoke while they walk fast. It's hard to get in front of them so you have to just have the smoke blown in your face. It's like why can you not just stand still for a while and smoke like a considerate person?
Also, tourists who walk really slow or stop abruptly in the middle of a crosswalk while the hand is white.
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