When people don't use a plate for their sandwiches/ food. Stop putting crumbs on the floor just because you're too lazy to wash a dish. T__T
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People who stomp when they walk instead of being able to control their steps. People who pick their nose in public. People who spit in public.
Wait! Replace everything I've already said with "People who spit on the ground other people have to walk on. Especially gum, but expelling mucous is no better."
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
Bing it does not have the same ring to it.
People who eat porridge/cereal and fail to wash out the bowl immediately afterwards.
As we know, dried porridge/cereal in a bowl is the hardest substance known to mankind.
Yeah I've just taken to rinsing everything under hot water immediately after use. Most things are basically good to go again then.
Ah grits or farina. Grits tastes like corn no matter what you put in it. Farina doesn't really taste of anything which makes it easier to flavor. BOTH leave barnacles inside the bowl and on the utensil that need to be furiously scrubbed off.
I just had a dream that I was taking a shower when I noticed that the TV was on the fritz. The problem wasn't the TV it was the VCR, somebody had changed the TV channel while the VCR was on. Waking up, I realized, that is F-ing annoying!
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
Along those lines, I hate when anyone puts their dirty dishes in the sink without rinsing them off or soaking them if it will require it.