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    Default THE CONSPIRACY

    Ace Reporter Jiro is back and this time I'm breaking even heavier duty conspiracies down for you.

    Freya is the host of this fancy "Next Cid's Knight" Contest, right? Who wants to be the next CK?

    Well little do you all know that Freya's initials are KC! That's CK in reverse!

    So you are all being led on a wild goose chase. Freya is the only winner here.

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    I'm in it for the fun, and am succeeding in that goal, therefore I am winning. QED.

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    I'm well aware of the fact that you are a winner regardless, but some people are in it for more than just showing off their power

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    I had fun. I wish I had passed the last round though. I feel disappointed that my stuff is not staff worthy.

    Apparently, I have been declared banished.

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    Welp, I been foiled again!



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    Damn it to hell, KC, I shared my feelings with you! And you betray me on such a deep level!

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    It's okay bebe shhhhh just come back to bed

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    omw bb

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    She does deserve it, so why not?
    ​a calm sea never made a skillful sailor | MILLIEGOESBEEP

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    Geez Shorty way to share your bed with just every EoFFer that comes knocking...

    YEAH THAT'S RIGHT BREAKING NEWS RIGHT HERE SHORTY IS A *shot by sniper*

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    Shorty is a spy!

    Apparently, I have been declared banished.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agent Proto View Post
    I had fun. I wish I had passed the last round though. I feel disappointed that my stuff is not staff worthy.
    I want to say that I liked your concept and I think it should be a feature on the site. I hope you continue it.

    Really, all of the articles were great and this was the most difficult round to cut in. I almost considered a Top 10 but I decided to keep to the structure I had in my head when this began.

    Just so you know, none of the events or articles produced here will go to waste. Once this is all over it is my hope that the staff will work with the contestants to produce this quality content.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiro View Post
    Geez Shorty way to share your bed with just every EoFFer that comes knocking...

    YEAH THAT'S RIGHT BREAKING NEWS RIGHT HERE SHORTY IS A *shot by sniper*
    I shared my bed with you. You don't get to say tit.

    I'm not a spy! Is that something a spy would say?

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    Shorty is a giant with a healthy love of irony.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiro View Post
    Bleys, I'm well aware of the fact that you are a LOSER regardless
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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