Interesting characters

[Raistlin]

2. A young woman named Herschel.

Did you proceed to quote random lines from Season 2 of The Walking Dead at her? If not you failed miserably.

I figured she had a tough enough life already having an old geezer's name.

[Laddy]

I've been sick lately so I've been in my room, doing nothing.

[Raistlin]

I went to court the other day and met some more interesting people. Including this one severely physically disabled man (he can barely walk with crutches and talks only slowly) who allegedly "stole" a laptop from the special needs home he was kept at (and unable to leave from) by hiding it in his room. The judge, another character, gave a brilliant lecture to the State's Attorney about how he was "perplexed" about why this case was even brought, and then proceeded to find him guilty but to give no punishment.

[Jinx]

I went to court the other day and met some more interesting people. Including this one severely physically disabled man (he can barely walk with crutches and talks only slowly) who allegedly "stole" a laptop from the special needs home he was kept at (and unable to leave from) by hiding it in his room. The judge, another character, gave a brilliant lecture to the State's Attorney about how he was "perplexed" about why this case was even brought, and then proceeded to find him guilty but to give no punishment.

Wow. That IS pretty dumb.

[Madame Adequate]

Shlup, I love that you are nice to DD people. That makes me happy.

I didn't know unkindness to large-bosomed girls was a big problem, to be honest.

[Raistlin]

So an attorney that I work for is a nice little old lady with this tiny little dog that she adores. The dog has godparents. She graduated from Florida State and is obsessed with the place, and recently bought her dog a little doggy FSU cheerleader outfit.

The boss is another character. He has refused to shave since he came back from vacation recently because it doesn't matter as his face is "ugly enough" even without shaving. He also told me that he absolutely loves his job, despite the fact that most of his clients will statistically be guilty of something, because he finds it personally hilarious when he can pull one over on the prosecutor. This is the attorney whose first words to the pot pie guy in the OP were "you made CNN!"