My birthday isn't for another million years, but my parents are pretty awesome and have bought me two expensive ass presents this year. They got me The Legend of Drizzt board game earlier this year and my dad threw this knife at me two days ago
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It's pretty bitchin'. It has a safety on it so it doesn't close in a way or time when you'd want it to remain open. It's slightly longer than what is legal to carry in public here in my state (and probably the whole country), but whatevs cops be my bitches anyways.

What are some cool presents that you've received for your birthday months in advance?