Ooh, Ultimate Weapon?
(I can't think of any questions)
Are you, in fact, an object rather than a sentient/sapient/programmed being?
Not an object!
I am a creature that you can fight and, with some work, defeat!
Are you Male?
Are you Female?
Are you a monster?
Are you allied with Shinra?
Are you Neutral?
Are you part of Avalanche?