Guess Who!

[CimminyCricket]

Is it a monster met in random encounters...?
No

Is it Devil Rider?
No
Is it Custom Sweeper? (Or whatever it's called? The one that uses Matra Magic and you can steal the Atomic Scissors from it?)
No

[ReloadPsi]

Ooh, Ultimate Weapon?

(I can't think of any questions)

[CimminyCricket]

Ooh, Ultimate Weapon?

No
(I can't think of any questions)

[Jinx]

Is it a Weapon?

[Jiro]

Are you the soup guy?

ONE DAY!

Are you found in a reactor?

Do the party meet you during the raid?

[CimminyCricket]

Is it a Weapon?
No

Are you the soup guy?

ONE DAY!

Are you found in a reactor?
No
Do the party meet you during the raid?
No

[ReloadPsi]

Are you, in fact, an object rather than a sentient/sapient/programmed being?

[CimminyCricket]

Not an object!

I am a creature that you can fight and, with some work, defeat!

[Jinx]

Midgar Zolom?

[CimminyCricket]

Midgar Zolom?

DING! DING! DING! Finally!

[Jinx]

That brings the total for Tifa's Boobs up to 2.

Okay, I'm ready! Go.

[CimminyCricket]

Are you Male?
Are you Female?
Are you a monster?

[Jinx]

Are you Male?
Yes
Are you Female?
No
Are you a monster?
No

[CimminyCricket]

Are you allied with Shinra?

Are you Neutral?

Are you part of Avalanche?

[Jinx]

Are you allied with Shinra?
No

Are you Neutral?
Sort of

Are you part of Avalanche?
No