Guess Who!

[Jiro]

YES!

[Bubba]

Hooray!!!!

Right, I've got one

[Jinx]

Are you male?

Female?

Child?

[Jiro]

are you a bad guy?? filthy dirty shinra guy??? how about a npc????

[Jiro]

Are you a mute?

[Bubba]

Oh crap... I forgot about this, sorry.

Are you male? Yes

Female? Yes... I mean, no

Child? No

are you a bad guy?? No
filthy dirty shinra guy??? No
how about a npc???? Yes

Are you a mute?
No!

[Jiro]

Do you live in Midgar?

Do you live in Costa Del Sol?

Are you important to the plot?

[Bubba]

Do you live in Midgar? No

Do you live in Costa Del Sol? No

Are you important to the plot? Pretty important, yes

[Jinx]

Do you travel?

Do you give the party any useful items?

Do you die?

[Bubba]

Do you travel? No

Do you give the party any useful items? No

Do you die? Yes

[Jinx]

Are you in a flashback?

Are you Tifa's father?

[Bubba]

Are you in a flashback? Yes

Are you Tifa's father? No

[Jinx]

Are you in Nibelheim?

Are you Professor Gast?

[Bubba]

Are you Professor Gast? Yes!

[Jiro]

Smoking hot.