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    Clearly the solution to this problem is to usurp the Australian government adn use their armies to launch a surprise attack on America, thus allowing us to place Al Sharpton in the position of Intercontinental dictator.

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    Yeah, yeah, yeah, we all know we should stop buying Chinese products and pull our blah back from blah before China blah blah blah blah.

    But how do we get our government to listen? We're always electing idiots who do exactly what their cabinet tells them. We would all be better off under the watchful eye the Reverend Al Sharpton.
    Last edited by Mercen-X; 09-07-2012 at 05:37 PM. Reason: Trying to sound less whiny
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    What we really need to do is stop buying Chinese products and pull our troops back from Iraq before China decides to starts its campaign for global domination.

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    *snip*

    This type of language is inappropriate for these forums. I'd expect you to know that, Jas. No matter how much clout you may hold, you are still accountable for your actions.

    EDIT: -Sorry-
    Last edited by Mercen-X; 09-08-2012 at 06:25 AM.
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    This has potential to be an intriguing thread, but I find most people just repeat the thoughts of others.

    No one has anything original to offer. No real problems; no real solutions.

    I've got an idea: let's discuss our crumbling economy. There's a hot-topic, right? (I've seen no better ideas)

    Aaaaaaaand GO!
    Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
    Have a nice day!!

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    Man, what a boring topic. Someone think up of something better.

    Apparently, I have been declared banished.

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    I am going to keep doing whatever it is that everyone is telling me not to do.

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    (yes I do I'm going backwards, you people don't get this thread)

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    Man shorty just don't get it.

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    Hah, Steve got banned.
    This post brought to you by the power of boobs. Dear lord them boobs. Amen

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    I sure hope Steve doesn't get banned.

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    Steve is insulting Paul's mother. Again​.

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    STEVE! Jesus Christ man, how much foul language can you fit in one post. And that bit about Paul's mom and the jar of mayo... ugh, I think I might hurl.

    Reported. I hope someone deletes the post, and soon.
    Last edited by Hollycat; 09-07-2012 at 09:18 PM. Reason: stupid tyops
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    Whooooa. Tone it down there.

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