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    Whoa! Hey, hey! Just straight chill, you know? Slow your roll. You all really need to calm the hell down now. Don't make me pull my stapler. This is a warn warning.

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    As a mercenary, my first loyalty is to my hand. My right hand to be precise. Don't tell lefty, he gets jealous.
    My pal, Dexter, and I have had a longstanding on-and-off romance. I've proposed to her multiple times but she always says she's still young and wants to explore her sexuality while men are still interested. Well, men and women. She strokes both ways. That's a double entendre.

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    That wasn't very nice of you to say that about me.

    I am just... that ace!

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    Away, you cut-purse rascal! you filthy bung, away! By this wine, I'll thrust my knife in your mouldy chaps, an you play the saucy cuttle with me. Away, you bottle-ale rascal! You basket-hilt stale juggler, you! You starveling, you elf-skin, you dried neat's tongue, you bull's pizzle, you stock-fish! O for breath to utter what is like thee! You tailor's-yard, you sheath, you bowcase; you vile standing-tuck!
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    And that's just his mother Tig's talking about. Just wait until you see what he says about Proto himself.

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    You'd better be careful there. Tig's got a fouler mouth on 'em. Just wait til he's drunk and spouting the pirate/goblin talk.

    Still, I don't understand why you always drift off-topic when it comes to unicorns.

    Deadpool:
    As a mercenary, my first loyalty is to my hand. My right hand to be precise. Don't tell lefty, he gets jealous.
    My pal, Dexter, and I have had a longstanding on-and-off romance. I've proposed to her multiple times but she always says she's still young and wants to explore her sexuality while men are still interested. Well, men and women. She strokes both ways. That's a double entendre.

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    A knave! A rascal; an eater of broken meats; base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy, worsted-stocking knave; a lily-livered, action-taking knave, a whoreson, glass-gazing, super-serviceable finical rogue; one-trunk-inheriting slave! One that wouldst be a bawd, in way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pandar, and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch: one whom I will beat into clamorous whining, if thou deniest the least syllable of thy addition. Thou sodden-witted lord! Thou hast no more brain than I have in mine elbows.
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    Just ignore him, Tig.

    Pegasus
    D'oh my god, really? How many times does it have to be drilled in? "Pegasus is not a unicorn!" He has wings! He has no horns! Get it!?

    Deadpool:
    As a mercenary, my first loyalty is to my hand. My right hand to be precise. Don't tell lefty, he gets jealous.
    My pal, Dexter, and I have had a longstanding on-and-off romance. I've proposed to her multiple times but she always says she's still young and wants to explore her sexuality while men are still interested. Well, men and women. She strokes both ways. That's a double entendre.

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    You just had to make a your mom joke to tig, didn't' you Proto?

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    I heard that's how your mom likes it.

    I am just... that ace!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HC
    I could fly if I tried really hard!
    You couldn't fly if you let Pegasus take you from behind as payment. I hear that's what unicorns like, right?
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    Nobody else knows what the hell this thread is about, why should I care?

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    I could fly if I tried really hard!
    This post brought to you by the power of boobs. Dear lord them boobs. Amen

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    I wonder what it would be like to fly.
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    No, you can't just glue feathers onto your arms like that. That's just silly and it won't make you fly.

    I am just... that ace!

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    Guys, I came up with an awesome idea. You know how birds can fly? Well it's not because of how light they are right, I mean airplanes fly, so I figured out if I glue a bunch of feathers all over me I can fly too! Screw you traffic!

    I've been out all day trying to find feathers. So far I'm up to 6.

    And no, I don't think that sounds tasty at all.
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