Guys, I came up with an awesome idea. You know how birds can fly? Well it's not because of how light they are right, I mean airplanes fly, so I figured out if I glue a bunch of feathers all over me I can fly too! Screw you traffic!
I've been out all day trying to find feathers. So far I'm up to 6.
And no, I don't think that sounds tasty at all.
