Too far gone

[Hollycat]

I just realized I introduced myself to about 15 people today as HC.

[krissy]

what is yoru real name

[Bunny]

Herbert Calvin.

[Hollycat]

Hanta Clause.


My name doesn't matter. At least I didn't introduce myself as SAK (my initials)

[Tigmafuzz]

I used to always introduce myself to people as my last name, but occasionally I'll realize I'm about to call myself "Zeik" or "PZUU." It's weird I even almost called myself Squinky once. I haven't been Squinky for years. And about two weeks ago I introduced Sarah to one of my old friends and called her shortcake (part of her blog's name) and called him AssLunch (his old gamertag.)

[Jiro]

ahahaha AssLunch. I introduce myself as Jiro sometimes if I want to be weird and mysterious to people I will never see again.

[Christmas]

Your usernames aren't your real name?

[NeoCracker]

Your usernames aren't your real name?

Mine is!

[Tigmafuzz]

Your usernames aren't your real name?

Mine is!

I didn't know your name was Bitches! Oh wait.

[CimminyCricket]

I use to introduce myself to everyone I met as 'Berger'.

[NeoCracker]

Your usernames aren't your real name?

Mine is!

I didn't know your name was Bitches! Oh wait.

Bitches if just my nickname.

[Faris]

Elizabeth, Ashley, and Faris are all me depending on who you talk to and when I've met them. When a friend from high school meets someone I met at college and one of them says one of my names, I get a "who the smurf is that" look, which can sometimes be priceless. Some of my close friends know this and sometimes will flip between the two and it doesn't even faze me

[Mercen-X]

I wish I had the absence of thought to inroduce myself as Mercen-X or Mercy or even James (nickname for my initials JAS... my name isn't James regrettably).

My mom mistakenly refers to me in public as Juice or Jude when unable to decide between my name and calling me dude. My grandma calls me Piss because she missinterprets the endearing nature of a young boy's inability to pronounce my name. The boy was saying "Fiss" but my grandma (at first unable to distinguish between P and F) began and carries on with the "Piss." My mom has tried to tell her it isn't endearing and is actually very annoying, but my grandma is extremely senile. No dice.

A schlub at my last college called me Horseradish. Somehow the whole word I deem an insult, but if someone were to call me Horse or Radish, I wouldn't be offended. The Horse is self-explanatory, I hope, but the Radish is most likely owed to DBZ.

As for the actual title of this thread, "Too far gone," my thoughts would frighten every one of you.

[ReloadPsi]

Well... mine is at least based on my real name.

Reload for how people used to shorten my surname to Ammo (and also because it references Guilty Gear) and Psi for being a homophone of the first syllable of Simon. It's a username I universally use on the internet (with occasional variant ReloadXPsi) though it wasn't the case until around 2007. EoFF was I think the second place where I started to use it and it became permanent from there.

I have never actually introduced myself as ReloadPsi except when speaking in a YouTube video, which has been like twice. Some people do spell my name "Psi" in the real world though, which oddly I do not like. Another group of people I'm involved with online call me Reload, which I've quite taken to and I'm thinking of changing my Megazone name to Sharp Reload to hammer in the Guilty Gear reference :3

[Iceglow]

I've never to my knowledge openly introduced myself as Iceglow apart from perhaps when meeting a new eoff member in real life. In which case it's normally a curious glance before they query "Iceglow?" and I nod or say yes. Introducing myself as Iceglow would get very weird looks normally. I'd totally agree with the people giving weird looks as well. Generally people are like "Hey let me grab your msn or skype" and I spend like 3 minutes having to explain the name Iceglow to them.