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    krissy is the one you see from behind when you walk into the bar and don't know whether you should point dat ass out to your bros because you're not entirely sure of its gender

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    I picture you all as words because that's all you are to me!

    All goblin rituals serve a dual purpose as fertility rites, even the destructive ones. Especially the destructive ones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bert View Post
    I picture you all as words because that's all you are to me!
    You are a Cheshire cat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Bert View Post
    I picture you all as words because that's all you are to me!
    You are a Cheshire cat.
    I have been called a cat more than once.
    I don't like being wet.
    I see people when I want, not when they want.
    I have 9 lives!
    they're also the best animals in the world!

    All goblin rituals serve a dual purpose as fertility rites, even the destructive ones. Especially the destructive ones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bert View Post
    I picture you all as words because that's all you are to me!
    You are more than mere words to me!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vivi22 View Post
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    Ninety percent of all EoFFers are skinny boys to me even if they are female.
    I am the 10%?
    Nah, you also seem like a skinny boy to boy to me, in particular a skinny white boy. I haven't met many non-white people that like Star Trek. By the way, as I told Laddy, you have to watch the doc called The Captains about all the Star Trek captains.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christmas View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Bert View Post
    I picture you all as words because that's all you are to me!
    You are more than mere words to me!!
    Awww <3 you're one of the few who I see as their avatar!

    All goblin rituals serve a dual purpose as fertility rites, even the destructive ones. Especially the destructive ones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiny View Post
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    Ninety percent of all EoFFers are skinny boys to me even if they are female.
    I am the 10%?
    Nah, you also seem like a skinny boy to boy to me, in particular a skinny white boy. I haven't met many non-white people that like Star Trek. By the way, as I told Laddy, you have to watch the doc called The Captains about all the Star Trek captains.
    Saw it actually. Quite entertaining.

    Sounds like you need to read my diet blog if you think I'm skinny though. Haha!

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    I always pictured Wolf Kanno as some bishounen. As in not a really pretty man, but as in a male anime character, that is really pretty. Probably because of all his avatars

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bert View Post
    I have 9 lives!
    You realize cats don't have nine lives. If you run over a cat with your car, it really does die. If you put a cat in the microwave and hit 10min, it'll be dead when you open the door. If you drop a cat from the empire state building, it'll be dead after it lands feet-first on the ground.
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    So... all those cats I microwaved didn't respawn in a hole down the block?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mercen-X View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Bert View Post
    I have 9 lives!
    You realize cats don't have nine lives. If you run over a cat with your car, it really does die. If you put a cat in the microwave and hit 10min, it'll be dead when you open the door. If you drop a cat from the empire state building, it'll be dead after it lands feet-first on the ground.
    I will never believe your lies. And on top of that you're just words to me and most words I read are fiction anyways!

    All goblin rituals serve a dual purpose as fertility rites, even the destructive ones. Especially the destructive ones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mercen-X View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Bert View Post
    I have 9 lives!
    You realize cats don't have nine lives. If you run over a cat with your car, it really does die. If you put a cat in the microwave and hit 10min, it'll be dead when you open the door. If you drop a cat from the empire state building, it'll be dead after it lands feet-first on the ground.
    Ah, but if you lock a cat in a box with a geiger counter containing a small radioactive isotope and a vial of hydrocyanic acid rigged so that if there is atomic decay in the isotope the vial shatters, the cat is both alive and dead until the box is opened, permitting the event to be observed, thereby instantiating wavefunction collapse. It can truly be said that a cat does indeed possess an infinite number of lives; they were the only lifeforms given the Konami code for the universe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mercen-X View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Bert View Post
    I have 9 lives!
    You realize cats don't have nine lives. If you run over a cat with your car, it really does die. If you put a cat in the microwave and hit 10min, it'll be dead when you open the door. If you drop a cat from the empire state building, it'll be dead after it lands feet-first on the ground.
    If you drop a cat from the Empire State Building, and it lands on a person, will it kill them?
    mfw you post

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Mercen-X View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Bert View Post
    I have 9 lives!
    You realize cats don't have nine lives. If you run over a cat with your car, it really does die. If you put a cat in the microwave and hit 10min, it'll be dead when you open the door. If you drop a cat from the empire state building, it'll be dead after it lands feet-first on the ground.
    If you drop a cat from the Empire State Building, and it lands on a person, will it kill them?
    You just used a dangling participle. *disgusted*

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