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    Quote Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar View Post
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    I've seen pictures of most of people in this forum so I picture you looking like you do in your pictures... so... like you do in real life.

    The ones I haven't seen I assign them a random scary form... this can be as diverse as Ted Bundy or George Michael... both equally terrifying.
    And who am I. Am I the slenderman in your closet? Am I the clown from It? Or am I possibly the sexy nurse you've been hitting on all week!?!??!
    I have seen a picture of you, Hypo in a thread somewhere but that was a while ago. Now I think I'll have you as... Bobcat Goldthwait from the Police Academy movies

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    Tifa's Boobs
    Has anyone else noticed that this looks like Death getting a motorboat?
    No touchy-touchy boobies with hands during motorboat!

    Hands to go in little box during the act.
    Last edited by Shorty; 09-14-2012 at 12:27 AM. Reason: merged love you

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    The user above me....

    A tonberry? No idea why that image strikes so hard into my mind although this is the first time I see he/she posts. lol.

    PS: His/her name kinda ring a bell, think I gave a usernote to him/her a year back or so?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar View Post
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    "Maybe he meant the other George Michael."

    "Yeah, I'm sure that's it."
    Sorry, that picture does not exist.
    I suspect with reason
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theundeadhero View Post
    I am a skinny white boy. *Looks at avatar* Hmmmm.
    I actually do find you easy to picture despite having met you only once and not seen pictures since.

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    I think I am probably the most apt example of a skinny white boy on this here forum. I challenge you all to be skinnier than I.

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiro View Post
    I think I am probably the most apt example of a skinny white boy on this here forum. I challenge you all to be skinnier than I.
    I challenge you to be as fat as me.
    This post brought to you by the power of boobs. Dear lord them boobs. Amen

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    I was a skinny white girl, and then I was a booty poppin' white girl, and then I became black. I might gradually be getting lizard skin now.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Jiro View Post
    I think I am probably the most apt example of a skinny white boy on this here forum. I challenge you all to be skinnier than I.
    I challenge you to be as fat as me.
    Physically impossible. I've tried to gain weight but it does not work. I would explain further but it would upset the fitness buffs.

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiro View Post
    I think I am probably the most apt example of a skinny white boy on this here forum. I challenge you all to be skinnier than I.
    If I were skinnier than you I'd be dead.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jiro View Post
    Physically impossible. I've tried to gain weight but it does not work. I would explain further but it would upset the fitness buffs.
    No you wouldn't. Some people have a really hard time gaining weight because they're just genetically predisposed to be on the skinnier side of things. I'd be surprised if you couldn't gain any weight were I to get my hands on you, but you'll probably either never be anything but skinny, or you'll be skinny until your late 30's to 40's and promptly gain a beer gut. Either or.

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    This is now the Picture a Skinny White Boy thread.

    I too, am a pencil. I think I had a booty when I was in middle school, but it's just average to me now.

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    No I don't gain weight because I don't eat and I also do sport

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    Sam, I swear you half listen to everything I say to you xD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vivi22 View Post
    I'd be surprised if you couldn't gain any weight were I to get my hands on you
    If I got my hands on Jiro, I'd put some meat in on him too.

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    Edit: lol, this post sounds like an excuse.

    I wish I were skinnier.
    Last edited by Hollycat; 09-17-2012 at 09:34 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Jiro View Post
    I think I am probably the most apt example of a skinny white boy on this here forum. I challenge you all to be skinnier than I.
    I challenge you to be as fat as me.
    Challenge accepted.

    Although I moved inward a notch on my belt yesterday.

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