This is disturbingly accurate... Though I'm afraid I don't use a rare video game lamp, that things a collector's item. Instead I have Christmas Lights strung around my room to give me a kind of twilight/sunset lighting to my room.
Sad to say, I am not chubby, I'm actually pretty thin, and I don't have a necj beard. Instead I usually have a perpetual five o'clock shadow. The rest is pretty true.
I kind of imagine you like Pauly Shore for some reason...
Well except for having short hair, you are pretty accurate, I have a pretty dry expressionless face.





