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I have 9 lives!
You realize cats don't have nine lives. If you run over a cat with your car, it really does die. If you put a cat in the microwave and hit 10min, it'll be dead when you open the door. If you drop a cat from the empire state building, it'll be dead after it lands feet-first on the ground.
If you drop a cat from the Empire State Building, and it lands on a person, will it kill them?
You just used a dangling participle. *disgusted*