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[Slothy]

I think I am probably the most apt example of a skinny white boy on this here forum. I challenge you all to be skinnier than I.

If I were skinnier than you I'd be dead.

Physically impossible. I've tried to gain weight but it does not work. I would explain further but it would upset the fitness buffs.

No you wouldn't. Some people have a really hard time gaining weight because they're just genetically predisposed to be on the skinnier side of things. I'd be surprised if you couldn't gain any weight were I to get my hands on you, but you'll probably either never be anything but skinny, or you'll be skinny until your late 30's to 40's and promptly gain a beer gut. Either or.