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    Quote Originally Posted by Bert View Post
    I picture you all as words because that's all you are to me!
    You are a Cheshire cat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Bert View Post
    I picture you all as words because that's all you are to me!
    You are a Cheshire cat.
    I have been called a cat more than once.
    I don't like being wet.
    I see people when I want, not when they want.
    I have 9 lives!
    they're also the best animals in the world!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bert View Post
    I picture you all as words because that's all you are to me!
    You are more than mere words to me!!

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    Ninety percent of all EoFFers are skinny boys to me even if they are female.
    I am the 10%?
    Nah, you also seem like a skinny boy to boy to me, in particular a skinny white boy. I haven't met many non-white people that like Star Trek. By the way, as I told Laddy, you have to watch the doc called The Captains about all the Star Trek captains.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christmas View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Bert View Post
    I picture you all as words because that's all you are to me!
    You are more than mere words to me!!
    Awww <3 you're one of the few who I see as their avatar!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiny View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Vivi22 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Shiny View Post
    Ninety percent of all EoFFers are skinny boys to me even if they are female.
    I am the 10%?
    Nah, you also seem like a skinny boy to boy to me, in particular a skinny white boy. I haven't met many non-white people that like Star Trek. By the way, as I told Laddy, you have to watch the doc called The Captains about all the Star Trek captains.
    Saw it actually. Quite entertaining.

    Sounds like you need to read my diet blog if you think I'm skinny though. Haha!

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    I always pictured Wolf Kanno as some bishounen. As in not a really pretty man, but as in a male anime character, that is really pretty. Probably because of all his avatars

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bert View Post
    I have 9 lives!
    You realize cats don't have nine lives. If you run over a cat with your car, it really does die. If you put a cat in the microwave and hit 10min, it'll be dead when you open the door. If you drop a cat from the empire state building, it'll be dead after it lands feet-first on the ground.
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    So... all those cats I microwaved didn't respawn in a hole down the block?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mercen-X View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Bert View Post
    I have 9 lives!
    You realize cats don't have nine lives. If you run over a cat with your car, it really does die. If you put a cat in the microwave and hit 10min, it'll be dead when you open the door. If you drop a cat from the empire state building, it'll be dead after it lands feet-first on the ground.
    I will never believe your lies. And on top of that you're just words to me and most words I read are fiction anyways!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mercen-X View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Bert View Post
    I have 9 lives!
    You realize cats don't have nine lives. If you run over a cat with your car, it really does die. If you put a cat in the microwave and hit 10min, it'll be dead when you open the door. If you drop a cat from the empire state building, it'll be dead after it lands feet-first on the ground.
    Ah, but if you lock a cat in a box with a geiger counter containing a small radioactive isotope and a vial of hydrocyanic acid rigged so that if there is atomic decay in the isotope the vial shatters, the cat is both alive and dead until the box is opened, permitting the event to be observed, thereby instantiating wavefunction collapse. It can truly be said that a cat does indeed possess an infinite number of lives; they were the only lifeforms given the Konami code for the universe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Mercen-X View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Bert View Post
    I have 9 lives!
    You realize cats don't have nine lives. If you run over a cat with your car, it really does die. If you put a cat in the microwave and hit 10min, it'll be dead when you open the door. If you drop a cat from the empire state building, it'll be dead after it lands feet-first on the ground.
    If you drop a cat from the Empire State Building, and it lands on a person, will it kill them?
    You just used a dangling participle. *disgusted*

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    If the cat lands atop a person's head, it will injure the person and kill the cat. If the person was looking up for some reason and had his/her neck craned back and the cat landed on her/his face, the force would likely break the person's neck either killing him/her or paralyzing her/him while simultaneously killing the cat.
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    Okay, cats are banned. No one's a cat.

    I picture Vivi as Picard. How can I not?

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    Vivi22 will always be Thor to me.
    Rye is a piece (hate hate hate how that word is spelled) of toast for obvious reasons.
    Shiny will always be a mermaid.
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