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  1. 09-09-2012, 06:57 AM #1
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    Okay, I thought I would parody a pretty recent song. I would like to dedicate this to the wonderful contest that is being hosted by the wonderful Freya. It's basically about our super newbie who has done a splendid job in this contest, getting to the fourth round despite just registering not too long ago. Love or hate the song, I hope you enjoy this song.

    "Knight me, maybe?"

    Eyes on Final Fantasy
    I've just joined, so recently
    Like it called out, just for me
    And now there's this contest

    They're looking for a new mod
    Don't you think it's quite odd?
    It's just for fun, oh my god
    And now there's this contest

    Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight
    I'll win, yeah that's right
    Fat chance, I've got this alright
    Yeah I'm going to win this, baby!

    Hey, I just registered
    And I'm a newbie
    But there's this contest
    So knight me, maybe?

    I've gone through four rounds
    Though I'm a newbie
    But there's this contest
    So knight me, maybe?

    Hey, I just registered
    And I'm a newbie
    But there's this contest
    So knight me, maybe?

    And all the others were
    Here much longer
    But there's this contest
    So knight me, maybe?

    My screen name's milliegoesbeep
    I have no time to go to sleep
    Yet I feel like some sick sheep
    But yet there's this contest

    Who's that newbie? Yeah that's me
    Team 2, led by Shorty
    I didn't know, I passed Round 3
    It's for this contest

    Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight
    I'll win, yeah that's right
    Fat chance, I've got this alright
    Yeah I'm going to win this, baby!

    Hey, I just registered
    And I'm a newbie
    But there's this contest
    So knight me, maybe?

    I've gone through four rounds
    Though I'm a newbie
    But there's this contest
    So knight me, maybe?

    Hey, I just registered
    And I'm a newbie
    But there's this contest
    So knight me, maybe?

    And all the others were
    Here much longer
    But there's this contest

    Before I joined this great forum
    I was so lonely
    I was a brony
    I was so, so homely

    Before I joined this great forum
    I was so lonely
    And yet you should also know that
    I'm also a brony

    Hey, I just registered
    And I'm a newbie
    But there's this contest
    So knight me, maybe?

    I've gone through four rounds
    Though I'm a newbie
    But there's this contest
    So knight me, maybe?

    And all the others were
    Here much longer
    But there's this contest
    So knight me, maybe?

    Before I joined this great forum
    I was so lonely
    I was a brony
    I was so, so homely

    Before I joined this great forum
    I was so lonely
    And yet you should also know that
    So knight me, maybe?
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  2. 09-09-2012, 07:03 AM #2
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    Somehow I picture this as a rap or something. But good job!! Nice song there Proto!! A vocalized version will be great!!!
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    This is disgusting.

    What is the opposite of giving rep?

    I'm reporting you.
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    Well in that case I'll see if I can make a special case for Millie.

    Thanks proto
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    Awww, I thought Proto made another music video and I was excited. :[
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    You are a scholar and a gentleman, A. Proto.
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    I won't be recording this song if anyone asks for one.

    Apparently, I have been declared banished.
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    Hey, I just got here
    You've got these lyrics
    I've got to sing them
    Or else I'm fired

    Hey, it's Justin Bieber
    Like, oh my god, wow
    We're singing together
    This song called Beautiful

    So, yeah, we've got this new song
    I hope that lend you'll an ear
    I'm sure we've done nothing wrong
    Though it sounds familiar

    I sing with Justin Bieber
    He agrees this song's familiar
    But words aren't totally ripped
    From One Direction

    Hey, I just got here
    And there's Justin Bieber
    We've got to sing a duet
    From One Direction

    Oh, I guess it's not that song
    Though it seem suspicious
    But I'm just the singer
    So I'll keep my mouth shut

    Before you came into my life
    Justin Bieber
    I was honest
    I didn't steal, steal songs

    Your agents are evil whores
    Justin Bieber
    And you should know that
    So just fire them
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
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    I feel a hatred burning inside me.

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    I don't know what I'm supposed to feel right now.
    'My oh my, who is that dandy man with his jolly fine hat?' wondered the clouds.
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    I feel honoured xD That's very sweet of you Proto!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flambard D'Quinceteth View Post
    I don't know what I'm supposed to feel right now.
    Embrace it.

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    I'm not entirely sure that fits the lyric scheme of the original song, but I was amused.
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    I hate you, Jeff.

    Millie's cool, though. Gratz on being editor!
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    Thank you! and you're cool too :3
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