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[Christmas]

I will paint myself god and be incredibly annoying.

I DUN EVEN NEED TO PAINT TO BE ANNOYING!!

[Bubba]

I will paint myself god and be incredibly annoying.

What colour is God?

[Jiro]

Don't know where my L key went but hey accidentally improved my post.

[Raistlin]

What colour is God?

Invisible.

And pink.

[Tigmafuzz]

Pinkvisible.

Also green, but that's not a very opaque layer.

[NeoCracker]

I always saw him as Mauve.

[Agent Proto]

One day I will come down there and we will go to Comic-Con dressed as a wookiee and a mandalorian and it will be glorious.

That it will! I look forward to it every day.

You better believe it!

[Shorty]

The most accurate portrait of Eric and Juliebird I have ever seen in my life.

[Jinx]

The thing is, with Jules' beard the way it is, he doesn't even have to buy a costume.

[NorthernChaosGod]

My beard is only on my face.

[Christmas]

My beard is only on my face.

What about between your legs?

[Jiro]

His beard is on his face. Let's not fly south for the winter.

[Agent Proto]

I think I know who was perverted enough to rep Christmas's post about Julian's pubic hair.

[Araciel]

Wat happened in here?!

[Christmas]

Did I do something bad? It was unintentional!!