Your first

[Jiro]

Wait wait guys I know what Christmas meant. She thought his beard was like this:

[nik0tine]

Neel!

[NorthernChaosGod]

His beard is on his face. Let's not fly south for the winter.

I wouldn't mind a few of you flying south.

[XxSephirothxX]

I have never met an EoFFer or anyone else from the internet.

You had your chance and you BLEW IT.

I have met quite a few people from the Internet including this smurfer right here and the princeofdarknez himself.

[Denmark]

words

dumbjerk skt actually went to the thing we didn't go to so it's his fault he didn't meet us

in order of meeting, meetings separated by the slash:
jowy, misfit, enano, marick, / jktrix, faris, ko ko AKA iri valentine, pureghettochan

i've had phone conversations with K-Ci & Jojo and sarah

[Arizona Lively]

I've met someone from Facebook.

[Bubba]

Facebook is the worst thing to happen to the world since Keith Chegwin.

[Shiny]

Who the hell is Keith Chegwin?

[Bubba]

Whatever you do... don't Google 'Naked Jungle'...

[Jiro]

I can't tell if you're serious or it was intended as a trap.

[Raistlin]

My best guess...

[Bubba]

Sorry, I wasn't in a nice mood on Sat night.

I'm not a fan of Facebook though but it has to be said that Keith Chegwin and Naked Jungle are unfortunately real things...

[fire_of_avalon]

I have never met an EoFFer or anyone else from the internet.

You had your chance and you BLEW IT.

I have met quite a few people from the Internet including this smurfer right here and the princeofdarknez himself.

What the hell are you doing here? Also I've blown it a bunch of times. Meeting people. Not other things.