May you stays purple and happy forever!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FARIS
May you stays purple and happy forever!!
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Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
I AGREE WITH CHRISTMAS HAPPY BIRTHDAY FARIS
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smurfing faris you awesome person get celebratory
I hope your socks are clean and comfortable this day!
enjoy yourself, miss! go out and have as much of a good time as you can on a Sunday.
Those options may be limited to hookers and blow.
Mind you, not a bad sunday, but I'd like more options then that.
Faris doesn't need anything more than hookers and blow. Maybe blackjack.
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My friend is dragging me to some battle of the bands thing (I'm assuming that's what it is) tonight. When she told me I was going I thought "wtf, that on a Sunday?" If they're trout maybe I'll find me some hookers and blow to play blackjack with.
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Happy birthday, Faris!
Totally belated, but Happy Birthday!!
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