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    REMEMBER MEEE!

    And if your heart stops beating, I'll be here wondering
    Did you get what you deserve, the ending of your life
    And if you get to heaven, I'll be here waiting, baby
    Did you get what you deserve, the ending
    If your life won't wait then your heart can't take this

    You heard the news that you're dead
    No one ever had much nice to say
    I think they never liked you anyway
    Straight from the hospital bed
    Wouldn't it be, granted
    it ain't exactly what you planned,
    but wouldn't it be great if we were dead?
    When you were a young boy did your father take you into the city to see a marching band?
    Consider these posts my resignation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goldenboko View Post
    Consider these posts my resignation.
    As President of the Hair Club for Men?

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    Her Claub fer Mensch?
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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